If there is anything i love doing, its reading the papers, wanna know why? Well, its simply because there are some truly Weird and Freaky people out there. We'll call them fruitcakes.
Fruitcake numero uno: We shall call Miss RETARD: You'll agree with me pretty soon :)
"A Taiwanese mother kept the body of her maltreated daughter for four days, cooling it with ice cubes, before going on Yahoo! to ask how to dispose of the corpse!!! Lee Wan-yen, 4, had lived with her mother and other relatives and had allegedly suffered regular beatings, one of which may have proved fatal. Unsure what to do, the unmarried mother allegedly placed ice cubes and an electrical fan next to the body to keep it from decomposing. She went on Yahoo! to post the question: "How should you proceed with a dead four year old child? Urgent, please!!!!"
Hahahahahhaha, U R G E N T please. Well i did a bit of research myself, look what i found out on yahoo-"Ask Questions & Get Answers on Any topic"-hello...and we're wondering why she went to yahoo, they encouraged her to ask any question on any topic that's why. Well according to another source yahoo really helped....by telling her to go to the police, hahhhhahahhaha. I'm sure that wasn't the kind of help she was after!!! But seriously, what the hell, was she thinking??? This has fruitcake written over it!!! However, we can't lose sight of the fact that an innocent 4 year old is dead because of her mother's stupidity and carelessness. May her soul rest in peace.
Moving on, fruitcake numero two we shall call Desperado. This is his story:
"A 55-year old Taiwanese man tricked up to 20 women into having sex with him in a scam where he posed as both a handsome young man and that man's sick father. Hsu Shian-ming posted photo's of a youthful male model online, claiming to be that person, and attracted numerous calls from women interested in romantic liaisons. Hsu would then use the telephone conversations to tell his victims he had a father whose medical condition required constant sex to stay alive"....so in order to please the hot honk in the photo, they have sex with Hsu, hahahaahhaahahhaha, gold!!!! Wow...Mr. Desperate is willing to cross any boundary to "get laid"!!!
Another man willing to cross any boundary to "get laid" is this man-" Florida police says a man arrested for repeatedly calling 911 looking for sex claimed it was the only number be could dial after running out of phone credit!!! (are you serious??? 911??? Did you want the police to order strippers/call girl's for you??? Apparently not!!!) Joshua Basso, 29 made sexual comments to the emergency dispatcher and asked if he could go to her house (very desperate Joshua, wrong move), she hung up but he called four more times" Are you kidding, what the hell was he thinking!!! OMG!!!
Last but not least
"A Ugandan Government official says the bodies of those who die from drinking a local illicit gin should be canned six times before burial (are you serious?? Flog a dead body, that should hurt really bad shouldn't it?, imagine all the bruises on their bodies after the floggings, will plastic surgery correct it??? That's right, just remembered...they're DEAD!!!) this is to set an example to the living(Wow!!! I am so scared, i will never drink this gin anymore because i don't want my corpse "flogged")
I tried doing a research to see if flogging the dead was a huge punishment in the Ugandan religion or culture, but i couldn't find anything, there aren't lot's of information/sources on Uganda anyway. I will go to the library today and check it out because I'm baffled they'd think flogging a person's dead corpse will make them stop drinking gin.
I hope you enjoyed each of these fruitcakes, majority of them were just so stupid you just lack words, you're facial expression should just tell it all, truly WF fruitcakes!!!
Fruitcake numero uno: We shall call Miss RETARD: You'll agree with me pretty soon :)
"A Taiwanese mother kept the body of her maltreated daughter for four days, cooling it with ice cubes, before going on Yahoo! to ask how to dispose of the corpse!!! Lee Wan-yen, 4, had lived with her mother and other relatives and had allegedly suffered regular beatings, one of which may have proved fatal. Unsure what to do, the unmarried mother allegedly placed ice cubes and an electrical fan next to the body to keep it from decomposing. She went on Yahoo! to post the question: "How should you proceed with a dead four year old child? Urgent, please!!!!"
Hahahahahhaha, U R G E N T please. Well i did a bit of research myself, look what i found out on yahoo-"Ask Questions & Get Answers on Any topic"-hello...and we're wondering why she went to yahoo, they encouraged her to ask any question on any topic that's why. Well according to another source yahoo really helped....by telling her to go to the police, hahhhhahahhaha. I'm sure that wasn't the kind of help she was after!!! But seriously, what the hell, was she thinking??? This has fruitcake written over it!!! However, we can't lose sight of the fact that an innocent 4 year old is dead because of her mother's stupidity and carelessness. May her soul rest in peace.
Moving on, fruitcake numero two we shall call Desperado. This is his story:
"A 55-year old Taiwanese man tricked up to 20 women into having sex with him in a scam where he posed as both a handsome young man and that man's sick father. Hsu Shian-ming posted photo's of a youthful male model online, claiming to be that person, and attracted numerous calls from women interested in romantic liaisons. Hsu would then use the telephone conversations to tell his victims he had a father whose medical condition required constant sex to stay alive"....so in order to please the hot honk in the photo, they have sex with Hsu, hahahaahhaahahhaha, gold!!!! Wow...Mr. Desperate is willing to cross any boundary to "get laid"!!!
Another man willing to cross any boundary to "get laid" is this man-" Florida police says a man arrested for repeatedly calling 911 looking for sex claimed it was the only number be could dial after running out of phone credit!!! (are you serious??? 911??? Did you want the police to order strippers/call girl's for you??? Apparently not!!!) Joshua Basso, 29 made sexual comments to the emergency dispatcher and asked if he could go to her house (very desperate Joshua, wrong move), she hung up but he called four more times" Are you kidding, what the hell was he thinking!!! OMG!!!
Last but not least
"A Ugandan Government official says the bodies of those who die from drinking a local illicit gin should be canned six times before burial (are you serious?? Flog a dead body, that should hurt really bad shouldn't it?, imagine all the bruises on their bodies after the floggings, will plastic surgery correct it??? That's right, just remembered...they're DEAD!!!) this is to set an example to the living(Wow!!! I am so scared, i will never drink this gin anymore because i don't want my corpse "flogged")
I tried doing a research to see if flogging the dead was a huge punishment in the Ugandan religion or culture, but i couldn't find anything, there aren't lot's of information/sources on Uganda anyway. I will go to the library today and check it out because I'm baffled they'd think flogging a person's dead corpse will make them stop drinking gin.
I hope you enjoyed each of these fruitcakes, majority of them were just so stupid you just lack words, you're facial expression should just tell it all, truly WF fruitcakes!!!
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